John R. Lott, Jr., Author and Researcher

John R. Lott, Jr.

About John

Anal Wart of Humanity

John R. Lott, Jr. is the preeminent faux researcher in the field of murder advocacy. If you are an ethically defunct domestic terror shitstain organization –say, oh, the National Rifle Association—who would like to convince masses of brain-addled racist cretins to buy more of your product, look no further than John R. Lott, Jr. Mr. Lott will gladly manufacture debunked statistics that will smell just enough like “research” for your lead-dust befuddled cavemen followers to rest satisfied that their desire to shoot brown people and immigrants warrants an outlay of more cash to Bushmaster or Smith and Wesson.

Media Information

Looking for a pro-gun cocksplat to dress up like an academic and give “the other side of the debate” even though his side has zero factual or ethical merit? You’ve come to the right place. As seen on CNN, Fox News, and even in The New York Times, Mr. Lott is available to propagate his fully debunked horseshit on your television show or publication in order to saturate our country in more guns. All you need to do is utterly fail to perform your basic journalistic due diligence by not looking into this lying sack of shit’s background at all.

For example, did you know….

  • This fuckmuppet has repeatedly constructed fake identities to bolster his bullshit research? First he pretended to be a made-up woman and former student named Mary Rosh to defend his own research online. More recently this chode literally fucking pretended to be a young female stalking victim to further the NRA agenda. He actually admitted to some of this fucking shit and yet you dillweeds continue to invite him on your goddamned shows as an expert, we guess because he wears tweed jackets and has the hair grooming of an absent-minded professor, which is enough to convince some of you that he’s an expert.

Suppurating Mouth Canker

And as for his so-called “research”:

  • We shit thee not—this lying sack fabricated an entire fucking study on gun use.
    He was asked to produce evidence of the survey and claimed that every last bit of this major study was lost when his computer crashed, and despite the fact that a major study should have involved financial records and research assistants, nobody is able to back him up. No emails, no assistants, no print records, nothing whatsoever to indicate this fucking piece of shit conducted the study that the NRA uses to push a product that kills 30,000 Americans a year.

It should therefore come as no surprise that this walking wad of scrotal cheese claims that he has published research in a peer reviewed venue that actually rejected his shitty fucking paper, or that he routinely lies through his malignant deatheating teeth about mass shooting rates in Europe or the rate of errors in Brady background checks.

And all of this is just surface-level sociopathic compulsive lying that does not even begin to address the obfuscations and deception in his actual papers.

So please, if you would like to continue to propagate this fucking fraud ass hat and the lies that he has used to help destroy hundreds of thousands of lives, by all means drop him a line.

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